{"product_id":"not-enough-coal-on-the-planet-card","title":"Not Enough Coal on the Planet","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny, striking, and original holiday card for progressives, liberals and sane people who recognize the huge immoral grift going on in this country. While so many criminal and inhumane actions in this administration seem to go unpunished, this card brings a sense of justice, if only for a moment, that the bad actors will receive some consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gorgeous vintage image of Santa wearing a velvety fuchsia coat, walking through the snow. (There is no actual velvet on the card, it is flat printed).  On his back is a huge basket filled with coal, and he is walking to the White House. He says \"Not enough coal on the planet for this house.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*No AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products* This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dimensions of the card are unusual ( 3.5\" x 5.5\"), to preserve the integrity of the original image without distortion or artificial, uneven borders. This size is based on the ratio and dimensions of the original vintage image, resulting in a more petite card than a typical A2 size. These unusual dimensions add to the charm and uniqueness of this special card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5\" x 5.5\", digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped in custom sized cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771927596,"sku":"C 5447","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/68268c2afdd02e71fc1dfca730203a6fd427e47a39b3e29cdeeaf1734787dbbd.jpg?v=1793154880","url":"https:\/\/shop.bsiderecordsvintage.com\/products\/not-enough-coal-on-the-planet-card","provider":"B-Side Records \u0026 Vintage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}