{"title":"In Store Pickup","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese items are available for free in-store pickup at our Milwaukie Oregon storefront. They are also available for delivery through DoorDash. Thank you for shopping local!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"b-side-bumper-sticker-reality-is-analog","title":"B-Side Bumper Sticker - Reality is Analog","description":"","brand":"B-Side Records \u0026 Vintage","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45251118497836,"sku":"BS-002","price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/Break_The_Algorithm_1.jpg?v=1770174007"},{"product_id":"b-side-bumper-sticker-break-the-algorithm","title":"B-Side Bumper Sticker - Break the Algorithm","description":"","brand":"Monostereo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45251118759980,"sku":"BS-001","price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/BreakTheAlgorithm.jpg?v=1770174352"},{"product_id":"b-side-t-shirt","title":"B-Side T-Shirt","description":"","brand":"B-Side Records \u0026 Vintage","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":46454889938988,"sku":"BT-004","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":46455167549484,"sku":"BWHT-004","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":46454889971756,"sku":"BT-005","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":46455167582252,"sku":"BWHT-005","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":46454890004524,"sku":"BT-006","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":46455167615020,"sku":"BWHT-006","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":46454890037292,"sku":"BT-007","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":46455167647788,"sku":"BWHT-007","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":46454890070060,"sku":"BT-008","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":46455167680556,"sku":"WHT-008","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":46454938796076,"sku":"BT-009","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":46455167713324,"sku":"BWHT-009","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/bsideshirthanging.png?v=1770174509"},{"product_id":"call-your-mother-card","title":"Call Your Mother","description":"\u003cp\u003eSeriously you should call her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA fun card for all the Mom's out there who need to remind those kids to call! Featuring a fun retro style phone with a pretty pink background. Send some cute vintage vibes with a message! Perfect for Mother's day, graduation, birthday, moving, really any day because every day is a good day to call your mother.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize A2 card measures 4.75\"x5.5\" is blank inside and comes with a protective cello sleeve. Printed on quality 130# paper with vibrant colors so cute you'll want to frame it!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771239468,"sku":"6024","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/c0d1b2e6a1f9ea52ce10810216c1cfdeab9ae28fa135dbff7a19b618543fead1.jpg?v=1793154866"},{"product_id":"dont-worry-parenting-is-super-fun-and-easy-card","title":"Don't Worry, Parenting Is Super Fun and Easy","description":"\u003cp\u003eHey, don't worry... parenting is like sooooo simple and easy. Kids basically just like hang out and chill and stuff. It's not stressful or scary or weird or complicated or exhausting or expensive or all the the things everyone says it is. Those people are probably wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou'll be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun sarcastic card for new moms and dads with sweet fluffy clouds and a little bird with flowers. Beautiful, just like our dreams of how easy motherhood would be until it actually happens. So pretty you can frame it and hang it up in the nursery so when your baby poops on you at 3am you can remember how fun and easy it all is!\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on 130 pound paper with vibrant inks and comes with an envelope and a protective cello sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771272236,"sku":"6070","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/be38ac3d6bcb52123d594a15c198b7767094fa56f7827c004305ccb360fd407a.jpg?v=1793154867"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-asshole-card","title":"Happy Birthday Asshole","description":"\u003cp\u003eWish someone a happy birthday in a sarcastically sweet way with this Happy Birthday Asshole card. Featuring a funny, retro-inspired design of cute flowers, this card is sure to amuse and surprise any lucky recipient! Who says you can't say it with flowers? Let them know what they really are in a funny, light-hearted way. You know you want to… Send it!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid you know even assholes have birthdays? It's true. Get this card for the asshole in your life... your dentist, your weird uncle, your bestie with a good sense of humor, that neighbor who is probably stealing your wifi... you might need to buy these in bulk. Funny vintage style card with a peaceful scene of flowers and a creek that even an asshole couldn't ruin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize A2 card measures 4.75\"x5.5\" come with an envelope and protective cello sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCopyright The Coin Laundry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771305004,"sku":"6002","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/fc868459a57aaa590581b5d2845d5724bcae5cdd81db233743c92e11c019d2e3.jpg?v=1793154867"},{"product_id":"what-do-we-do-now-card","title":"What Do We Do Now?","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo birds. A nest full of eggs. Zero clue what they're doing.\u003cbr\u003eSound familiar? This card hilariously captures that “new parent panic” with a vintage twist. Perfect for baby showers, new parents, or anyone who's just realized their life now involves diapers, chaos, and zero sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside (so you can offer advice… or just scream into the void)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComes in a protective cello sleeve, unlike the birds—who were clearly unprepared.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat for laughing through the sleepless nights and saying “welcome to the nest… good luck!” 🐣\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Monostereo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771337772,"sku":"6493","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/8e5eb7f7c63cf1c9fe0732f59988ee7f4fc4b4b171d884bb1f951a7e885f841d.jpg?v=1793154868"},{"product_id":"here-for-the-cake-card","title":"Here for the Cake","description":"\u003cp\u003eThank you for inviting me to your party now please point me to the cake. I love a wedding, birthday, graduation, baby shower, going away party... pretty much any event where I can eat and drink way too much and probably regret it later. Fun retro kids on a pink background with a large cake. A funny card for introverts or anyone who can appreciate a good pastry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on high quality 130lb paper with vibrant colors, it looks so cute you'll want to frame it! Card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" and is blank inside. Come with an envelope and a preotective cello sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCopyright The Coin Laundry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771370540,"sku":"6023","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/cc1dc46e175231010d19e28cc35131a3253bda7d21a32088d534a33dcd5ae775.jpg?v=1793154869"},{"product_id":"thanks-for-remembering-im-always-right-card","title":"Thanks for Remembering I'm Always Right","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's so nice of you to remember that I'm always right no matter what. You know that it's probably for the best for you to just shut up and let me win. An adorable vintage inspired floral card that's perfect for your bestie, your partner, your neighbor, basically anyone who dares to try to start a fight with you. Show your gratitude with a beautiful card!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on high quality 130 pound paper with vibrant colors. Comes with an envelope, blank inside and packaged in a protective cello sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Monostereo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771403308,"sku":"6482","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/d3c977dab718496d69aeedb054d323ba49f9b01e0877f3c482c1b432f131f51d.jpg?v=1793154870"},{"product_id":"ill-let-you-win-the-argument-card","title":"I'll Let You Win the Argument","description":"\u003cp\u003eShare some light-hearted humor this Valentine's Day with our \"I'll let you win the argument\" greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 Size (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a matte finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand drawn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCategories: valentine, valentine's day, valentine's day card, valentines day, valentines day card, anniversary, anniversary card, couples card, love, couples, text, lettering, couples greeting cards, heartfelt greeting cards, romantic greeting cards, love greeting cards, greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Moods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771436076,"sku":"N-BM-GC-998","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/999f28bb909a414127a40d8342fed2e9f804b1111a808dfe815067c8b7db0b34.jpg?v=1793154870"},{"product_id":"get-well-soon-this-is-a-terrible-time-to-become-a-ghost-card","title":"Get Well Soon, This Is a Terrible Time to Become a Ghost","description":"\u003cp\u003eDesign Text: An ornate frame surrounds the sarcastic text \"Get Well Soon: This Is A Terrible Time To Become A Ghost.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach card is individually packaged with its envelope in clear cellophane packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCard Details:\u003cbr\u003e• Paper 110lb matte card stock\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside\u003cbr\u003e• Card Size: 4.25”x5.5”\u003cbr\u003e• Matching Press and Peel Envelope Included\u003cbr\u003e• GTIN UPC Code printed on back of card as pictured.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e© 2026 Cryptic Paper Co. All Rights Reserved. Artwork may not be reproduced without permission.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cryptic Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771468844,"sku":"NCR-TERRIBLE-TIME-GHOST","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/e70ae5f1f83a2db953219cbffc109e43537396e0cdc51f9b321774eb706c1f43.png?v=1793154871"},{"product_id":"frankly-im-just-amazed-you-didnt-get-fired-first-card","title":"Frankly, I'm Just Amazed You Didn't Get Fired First","description":"\u003cp\u003e* A2 sized (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003cbr\u003e* Printed on high-quality, thick cardstock\u003cbr\u003e* Blank inside\u003cbr\u003e* White paper envelope included\u003cbr\u003e* Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink \u0026 Attitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771501612,"sku":"INK152","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/065139b7ab7c55f249fddbf387d14724fecd8ff79c7eebba3e2211c972b1e825.png?v=1793154872"},{"product_id":"glittery-card","title":"Glittery Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eInterior: A glitter-free birthday card. You're welcome. Coordinating envelope. 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Ships in a clear cello sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Mincing Mockingbird","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771534380,"sku":"H-69","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/37f3c1eb212ff7855370b0109a40bc684108d625954406c3ae82d44b171e24f5.jpg?v=1793154872"},{"product_id":"my-modus-operandi-card","title":"My Modus Operandi","description":"\u003cp\u003eInterior: blank. Coordinating envelope. 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Ships in a clear cello sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Mincing Mockingbird","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771567148,"sku":"615mod","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/5b7e8708ccbf4cf172b595eeb03322616b21946c191582dd583953b14e644b32.jpg?v=1793154873"},{"product_id":"must-be-the-patriarchy-card","title":"Must Be the Patriarchy","description":"\u003cp\u003eMust Be The Patriarchy; Feminist Card; Feminism; Feminist Humor; Moods; Card for Mom, Card for Sister, Card for Her; Hormones\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003cbr\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. cover stock. It comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve. It's blank inside.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771698220,"sku":"C 8376","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/3890108c03d6b0b6ec94229da629674ce8a0ffc2827d0a280f1ded2941da3962.jpg?v=1793154874"},{"product_id":"may-all-your-birthday-wishes-come-true-card","title":"May All Your Birthday Wishes Come True","description":"\u003cp\u003eA gorgeous and unique birthday card, communicating the best of wishes to all the weary loved ones in your life. This beautiful card depicts a peaceful trio of swans, deep pink roses, a blue sea and a bright sun, with the sentiment \"May All Your Birthday Wishes Come True.\" Present in the foreground is a gravestone engraved with the initials DJT. Many, many, many people, here in the US and all over the world, would find the realization of this image a fulfillment of their dreams.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*No AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products* This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dimensions of the card are unusual ( 3.5\" x 5.5\"), to preserve the integrity of the original image without distortion or artificial, uneven borders. This size is based on the ratio and dimensions of the original vintage image, resulting in a more petite card than a typical A2 size. These unusual dimensions add to the charm and uniqueness of this special card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5\" x 5.5\", digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped in custom sized cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771730988,"sku":"C 5425","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/13bbdae95983ea8fe667fb141f81176311bf0fe5a0bb5b916f990a6776cab7d5.jpg?v=1793154876"},{"product_id":"cats-in-menopause-card","title":"Cats in Menopause","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Card for Her; Cats in Menopause; Midlife Humor; Vintage Cats; Four Cats with Paper Fans\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an 3.5 x 5.5\" card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled custom envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771763756,"sku":"C 5346","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/a36ca49aa4fbad4e645f97685795b4b2307aca0b222af6723293672415c941aa.jpg?v=1793154876"},{"product_id":"oh-great-here-comes-another-one-of-lifes-experiences-card","title":"Oh Great, Here Comes Another One of Life's Experiences","description":"\u003cp\u003eOh Great Here Comes Another One Of Life's Experiences; Funny Quotes; Funny Text Card; Encouragement Card; Support Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771796524,"sku":"C 8210","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/a9c2cab42c8a99f952250a4ad287b18ddedaa138995a787d553b70275dd43919.jpg?v=1793154877"},{"product_id":"we-wont-be-silenced-card","title":"We Won't Be Silenced","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe Won't Be Silenced; Four Cute Kittens Asserting Their Rights; Victorian Cats With Modern Values; Witty Political Card; Feminist Kitties; Feminist Cats; Political Cats; Pro-Choice; Women's Rights; Human Rights; Civil Rights\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an edited and reprinted vintage card, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic design from the late 1800s which has been modified to add some contemporary flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771829292,"sku":"C 5387","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/054720a5fe98ed5f24f52195d7f5973c717f8f19131bbf93301095be86baa1b1.jpg?v=1793154878"},{"product_id":"there-go-the-men-screwing-up-the-world-card","title":"There Go the Men, Screwing Up the World","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere Go The Men, Screwing Up The World; Funny Feminist Card; Feminism; Time's Up; #MeToo; Vintage Card; Feminist Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771862060,"sku":"C 5275","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/d4f89b46ef15660fb3a31a948d7ddb234cdcdcaa646a64e3715b893cba1a427e.jpg?v=1793154878"},{"product_id":"no-ice-just-icicles-card","title":"No Ice, Just Icicles","description":"\u003cp\u003eVintage package design can be relevant today. No ICE! Back in the era in which this packaging was originally created, ICE did not exist (although there were plenty of other societal evils). These shimmery foil icicles are no longer as popular as they once were, possibly because of the mess they made or the environmental issues, however, the packaging is undeniably cool. And even cooler now that it has been updated to make a timely political statement. A totally unique holiday card for progressive friends and family who want the restoration of human rights in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*No AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products* This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is a modification of vintage Christmas icicles packaging. design. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dimensions of the card are unusual ( 3.5\" x 5.5\"), to preserve the integrity of the original image without distortion or artificial, uneven borders. This size is based on the ratio and dimensions of the original vintage image, resulting in a more petite card than a typical A2 size. These unusual dimensions add to the charm and uniqueness of this special card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5\" x 5.5\", digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped in custom sized cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771894828,"sku":"C 5459","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/e76335373e362bc34922f9dbdeaab64d8b470634381d0998be0d1ac4dc878cc5.jpg?v=1793154879"},{"product_id":"not-enough-coal-on-the-planet-card","title":"Not Enough Coal on the Planet","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny, striking, and original holiday card for progressives, liberals and sane people who recognize the huge immoral grift going on in this country. While so many criminal and inhumane actions in this administration seem to go unpunished, this card brings a sense of justice, if only for a moment, that the bad actors will receive some consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gorgeous vintage image of Santa wearing a velvety fuchsia coat, walking through the snow. (There is no actual velvet on the card, it is flat printed).  On his back is a huge basket filled with coal, and he is walking to the White House. He says \"Not enough coal on the planet for this house.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*No AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products* This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dimensions of the card are unusual ( 3.5\" x 5.5\"), to preserve the integrity of the original image without distortion or artificial, uneven borders. This size is based on the ratio and dimensions of the original vintage image, resulting in a more petite card than a typical A2 size. These unusual dimensions add to the charm and uniqueness of this special card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5\" x 5.5\", digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped in custom sized cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771927596,"sku":"C 5447","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/68268c2afdd02e71fc1dfca730203a6fd427e47a39b3e29cdeeaf1734787dbbd.jpg?v=1793154880"},{"product_id":"i-forgot-your-birthday-card","title":"I Forgot Your Birthday","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomeone is filled with regret! How could this have happened? This sad kitty cannot believe she missed a birthday. The expression on this kitten's face, with the message that reads \"I missed your birthday\" perfectly communicates the total bummer feeling that comes with forgetting a birthday. The blank space at the top of the card adds to the humor, as if the card might have said more if it was sent on time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dramatic, tragic element of this belated birthday card, along with the absolutely adorable vintage cat, will make the recipient laugh out loud, and erase any disappointment about a forgotten birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged in a clear protective sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771960364,"sku":"C 5448","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/8151a9b14a584c84ac6a6447b12b445bd60b7d1625b73845782757beee234fbe.jpg?v=1793154881"},{"product_id":"dont-forget-kids-a-i-makes-you-stupid-card","title":"Don't Forget Kids, A.I. Makes You Stupid","description":"\u003cp\u003eThree little children are dancing around Santa, on a snowy night, as he carries a tree and a basket of gifts. He is adorned in a gorgeous fuchsia velvety coat (this card is flat printed with no actual velvet texture), and giving them an important message - \"Don't forget kids, A.I. makes you stupid.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny and totally unique way to express an anti-A.I. sentiment, with old school vintage charm, this holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*No AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products* This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dimensions of the card are unusual ( 3.5\" x 5.5\"), to preserve the integrity of the original image without distortion or artificial, uneven borders. This size is based on the ratio and dimensions of the original vintage image, resulting in a more petite card than a typical A2 size. These unusual dimensions add to the charm and uniqueness of this special card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5\" x 5.5\", digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped in custom sized cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517771993132,"sku":"C 5463","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/ee0b2381164ee0dfdc49b333715306f167c78986d4b66f6713f7999ca8705811.jpg?v=1793154882"},{"product_id":"my-favorite-animal-is-my-moral-high-horse-card","title":"My Favorite Animal Is My Moral High Horse","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy Favorite Animal is My Moral High Horse; Funny Sarcastic Text Card; Snarky Card; Whimsical Card; Ironic Satirical\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772025900,"sku":"C 8204","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/f67c0480cb30d866199948cd0f1a55c8a37020d37a53292d082c6cf7c22343a8.jpg?v=1793154882"},{"product_id":"whos-a-good-dog-card","title":"Who's a Good Dog?","description":"\u003cp\u003eWho's A Good Dog?; Funny Stationery; Dog Googling; Cute Dog Card; Animal Humor; Dog Lover; Card for Dog Lover; Funny Card; Comic Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772058668,"sku":"C 0538","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/ec90a35de8179eb1bf9e0e3b4bf199cc0dc825aabf50d94225fbbae3c8d6b1a3.jpg?v=1793154883"},{"product_id":"no-one-said-it-would-be-easy-but-somehow-thats-what-i-heard-card","title":"No One Said It Would Be Easy But Somehow That's What I Heard","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo One Said Life Would Be Easy But Somehow That's What I Heard; Funny Quotes; Funny Text Card; Sarcastic Quotes; Inspirational Quotes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Monostereo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772091436,"sku":"C 8374","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/c816ee2d2150aef53c6ebdfefea2c22a9683eab96c6d2b9050457f6687067f75.jpg?v=1793154883"},{"product_id":"they-say-aging-can-be-difficult-card","title":"They Say Aging Can Be Difficult","description":"\u003cp\u003eAging Can Be Difficult; Funny Birthday Card: Ornate Vintage Design: 40th; 50th; 60th birthday; Getting Older; Mid-Life Humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a flat printed card, not foil. A funny original phrase, inserted into an edited public domain vintage design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772124204,"sku":"C 8398","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/1f38b9d05e9d10d82ba710d502e4abb6c507d25cf39e292c26806e506a1c861d.jpg?v=1793154885"},{"product_id":"happy-holidays-for-fox-sake-card","title":"Happy Holidays for Fox Sake","description":"\u003cp\u003eHappy Holidays for fox sake; Funny cute fox holiday card; Unique animal lover Christmas card; Fox lover; humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003cbr\u003eThis is a 3.57\" x 5.5\" folded card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. cover stock. It comes with a 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope. It's blank inside.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772156972,"sku":"C 5418","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/59cba45df8ce9b2b83059cedd1eab1b2e186fb21a70c08b182a9c3d2ce67c911.jpg?v=1793154886"},{"product_id":"merry-christmas-no-kings-card","title":"Merry Christmas, No Kings","description":"\u003cp\u003eCats know it's true- there are no kings in the United States of America! These kitties are fed up with you-know-who acting like a tyrant and a dictator. Four adorable Victorian cats are lined up in a marching band, with cymbals, a drum, a horn, and one flag-bearer holding a No Kings sign. A Merry Christmas greeting runs along the bottom of the image.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dimensions of the card are unusual (3.5\" x 5.5\"), to preserve the integrity of the original image without distortion or artificial, uneven borders. This size is based on the ratio and dimensions of the original vintage image, resulting in a more petite card than a typical A2 size. These unusual dimensions add to the charm and uniqueness of this special card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5\" x 5.5\", digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped in custom sized cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772189740,"sku":"C 5456","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/7165c853813d883b95a8f2f2bc2ed4d883979abd0d3add9cb41e12bb5eb5eb77.jpg?v=1793154886"},{"product_id":"oh-for-fox-sake-card","title":"Oh for Fox Sake","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis adorable and unique card, featuring a vintage style fox frolicking through the grass, will delight animal lovers with a little attitude. With an unexpected, funny, and original phrase paired with a charming and playful fox, this card has the right amount of sweetness and sass to appeal to intelligent customers who need a laugh. Does this count as profanity? I don't think so, but you get the idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis delightful fox is modified from a public domain vintage image from the 1950s. The combination of the child-like and innocent fox with a phrase just bordering on profanity captures the funny and complex vibe of our times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*No AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products* This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged in a clear protective sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772222508,"sku":"C 0587","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/9db9476bab51be34beeba71bf1f3bb4ab10d10307bf0da49445d6adbeb82cce3.jpg?v=1793154887"},{"product_id":"another-one-asking-for-a-new-president-card","title":"Another One Asking for a New President","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnti-Trump Holiday Card; Anti-Trump Holiday; Another One Asking for a New President; Vintage Santa Reading Christmas Letter; Liberal Holiday Card; Progressive Holiday Card; Funny Anti-Trump Christmas Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a flat printed card with gold color, not foil. It is authentic Victorian design which has been modified to add some contemporary flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an 4.25\" x 5.5\" card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772255276,"sku":"C 5411","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/2a2afe6bf6d45a7e7eecea23d242dc72f5ffc29f971981f952392f53cbce61e8.jpg?v=1793154888"},{"product_id":"i-sure-dont-make-things-like-i-used-to-card","title":"I Sure Don't Make Things Like I Used To","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Original Christmas Card; Holiday Card; Santa in His Workshop saying \"I Sure Don't Make Things Like I Used To\" Funny Christmas Card; Vintage Christmas; Victorian; Cute Holiday Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an edited and reprinted vintage card, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic design from the late 1800s which has been modified to add some contemporary flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis card is approximately 3.56\" x 5.5\", which is the original dimensions of the vintage postcard image it was created from.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt's digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled, custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a custom sized clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772288044,"sku":"C 5314","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/8e63e7c33ed3e088787a0e47decbd2b0dea00a5e95c09c96bb98d24e2a200511.jpg?v=1793154889"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-stallion-you-card","title":"Happy Birthday You Stallion You","description":"\u003cp\u003eHappy Birthday You Stallion You: Funny Vintage Horse Card; Unique Birthday Card; Original Birthday Card; Birthday Card for Him; Birthday Card for Men; Masculine Birthday\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis card is approximately 3.75\" x 5.5\", which is the original dimensions of the vintage postcard image it was created from.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled, custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a custom sized clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772320812,"sku":"C 5427","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/95a97e166881e8e9f41f0c4a6315ae4fbc5557af7fc0974655db270c350027d5.jpg?v=1793154889"},{"product_id":"grant-me-the-serenity-to-accept-the-bullshit-card","title":"Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Bullshit","description":"\u003cp\u003eSerenity Prayer Bullshit Card; Humorous Inspiration; Unique Card; Art Nouveau; Snarky Card; Philosophy; Coping; Modern Life; Edgy Funny Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis card is approximately 3.65\" x 5.5\". It's digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled, custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a custom sized clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772353580,"sku":"C 5379","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/d94dc02a27b183098b7ab2a4992e7ae44834870ff2aa993324ab8b2c59109ea6.jpg?v=1793154890"},{"product_id":"i-am-proud-of-you-card","title":"I Am Proud of You","description":"\u003cp\u003eI am Proud of You; Modified Vintage Matchbox Cover with Regal Lion; Beautiful Original Congratulations and Support Card; Support, Encouragement Card; Striking, Bold, Unique Card; Affirmation; Graduation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an 3.65\" x 5.5\" card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772386348,"sku":"C 5391","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/0b03bbb909fde175b2bfadc6449a5f0acd96b9fc9d24ef3534d9129cbd5d635b.jpg?v=1793154891"},{"product_id":"just-hanging-out-on-the-mood-swings-card","title":"Just Hanging Out on the Mood Swings","description":"\u003cp\u003eJust Hanging Out On The Mood Swings: Funny Victorian Era Card; Cute Vintage Style Card; Woman on Swing; Psychology Card; Therapy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis card is approximately 3.75\" x 5.5\", which is the original dimensions of the vintage postcard image it was created from. It's digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled, custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a custom sized clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772419116,"sku":"C 5291","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/b12b0106ec66df21c4e87776fee818f636af5a66e9f3083eebcd67af5878e587.jpg?v=1793154891"},{"product_id":"aaaaaaaah-birthday-card","title":"Aaaaaaaah Birthday!!!!","description":"\u003cp\u003eCat Birthday Aaaaaaaaah! Funny Birthday Card; Vintage Cats; Cat Lover; 40th Birthday; 50th birthday; 60th birthday; Birthday Fear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an edited and reprinted vintage card, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic design from the late 1800s which has been modified to add some contemporary flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an 3.6\" x 5.5\" card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772451884,"sku":"C 5146","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/71584a8003a9200667b993d0e128bbee78e0186f4c288f0f72ccf894cb90e202.jpg?v=1793154892"},{"product_id":"vintage-birthday-ladies-card","title":"Vintage Birthday Ladies","description":"\u003cp\u003eVintage Birthday Ladies: Cute Original Birthday Card: Vintage Matchbox cover; Colorful Birthday Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an edited and reprinted vintage card, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic design from a vintage matchbox cover which has been modified to add some contemporary flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an 3.6\" x 5.5\" card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772484652,"sku":"C 5251","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/474a0ef23296626f942080ccd1bbcd081df16bb99b46df6de0c8fa78ee0febb0.jpg?v=1793154893"},{"product_id":"welcome-to-50-your-people-pleasing-days-are-over-card","title":"Welcome to 50, Your People-Pleasing Days Are Over","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to 50 - Your People-Pleasing Days Are Over; Birthday Card; Fiftieth Birthday; Smart 50th; Empowering Birthday Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an 3.67' x 5.5\" card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772517420,"sku":"C 5381","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/344e09e36be1bb4e86615dbc4fac57d06db32f7861a5ee9eab8440424ae2a946.jpg?v=1793154893"},{"product_id":"all-i-want-for-christmas-are-my-civil-rights-back-card","title":"All I Want for Christmas Are My Civil Rights Back","description":"\u003cp\u003eFeminist Christmas Card; All I Want For Christmas Are My Civil Rights Back; Cute Original Political Holiday Card; Girl Telling Santa Her Wishes: Vintage Imagery\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003eThis is a 3.7\" x 5.5\" card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. cover stock. It comes with a 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve. It's blank inside.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772550188,"sku":"C 5335","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/ee978c76a2814bcf447f8e9e8b569a8c38cad95247d848db3ccd21dec7b73915.jpg?v=1793154894"},{"product_id":"and-in-this-part-of-the-story-the-people-rose-up-against-fascism-card","title":"And in This Part of the Story, the People Rose Up Against Fascism","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnti-Trump; Santa reading anti-fascist book to children; Liberal Holiday Card; Progressive Holiday Card; Christmas Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a flat printed card with gold color, not foil. It is authentic Victorian design which has been modified to add some contemporary flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an 4.25\" x 5.5\" card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772582956,"sku":"C 5417","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/4206ce832853da8e7d620308cf64811a75e97cc44ddb7e5b0a4c7781dc9e047d.jpg?v=1793154895"},{"product_id":"well-need-some-mushrooms-to-get-through-this-card","title":"We'll Need Some Mushrooms to Get Through This","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese adorable mushrooms are bringing the cheer so you don't have to. During challenging times, when the politics are stressful, the festive, vintage mushroom imagery on this card will bring a smile to any progressive lover of mushroom decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a ton of Victorian imagery of cheerful big red mushrooms, particularly around the holidays. This unique holiday card is derived from a public domain vintage image, altered to add some contemporary flair. These may be psychedelic mushrooms, but either way they are festive, celebrating, and merry, here to assist us in getting through difficult times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*No AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products* This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dimensions of the card are unusual ( 3.5\" x 5.5\"), to preserve the integrity of the original image without distortion or artificial, uneven borders. This size is based on the ratio and dimensions of the original vintage image, resulting in a more petite card than a typical A2 size. These unusual dimensions add to the charm and uniqueness of this special card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5\" x 5.5\", digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled custom sized kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped in custom sized cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772615724,"sku":"C 5392","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/df1bf909d8fc960fe1e25b47f91d240f526aba1495b0814a74948cb7a6acfa0c.jpg?v=1793154895"},{"product_id":"merry-christmas-you-tired-im-tired-card","title":"Merry Christmas. You Tired? I'm Tired.","description":"\u003cp\u003eMerry Christmas You Tired? I'm Tired; Funny Christmas; Tired Santa; Classic Santa; Victorian Santa; Vintage Christmas; Unique Holiday\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an edited and reprinted vintage card, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic design from the late 1800s which has been modified to add some contemporary flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772648492,"sku":"C 5311","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/da2f1badfdc56af44bb9f84827c91aa1c8220abd26046a9e50fdeb87a36780e7.jpg?v=1793154896"},{"product_id":"it-will-be-a-merry-christmas-when-hes-dead-card","title":"It Will Be a Merry Christmas When He's Dead","description":"\u003cp\u003eEight adorable kittens intermingled with silver tinsel surround a cream colored panel that reads \"It Will Be a Merry Christmas When He's Dead.\" We're not saying who! But there might be someone out there whose demise would bring lots of merriment. The juxtaposition of these sweet little baby kittens with a slightly dark sentiment bring a little twisted humor to this unique holiday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products This card is derived from a public domain vintage image which has been modified, enhanced and\/or altered by a human, via a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop. Concept is 100% original.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming card is an edited and reprinted vintage design, not an antique card. It is a completely authentic image from the public domain which has been modified to add some contemporary flair. Please note that vintage imagery may appear less precise or sharp compared to today's standards; there were no high-resolution options in late 19th and early 20th-century illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocally printed in California\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior for a personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged in a clear protective sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSold in cases of 6\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772681260,"sku":"C 5451","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/af5c35618bdebc19603cd1a43419c4ddf1a600de6e722b7f84a8dbde8291bf7f.jpg?v=1793154897"},{"product_id":"hey-wake-up-everybody-its-time-to-open-the-gift-cards-card","title":"Hey Wake Up Everybody! It's Time to Open the Gift Cards!","description":"\u003cp\u003eWake Up Everybody! It's Time to Open the Gift Cards! Funny Christmas Card; Modern Christmas; Cute Christmas Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772714028,"sku":"C 0368","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/655911aaa91a765cca26432402998eaa0e823c244e6e830ab25b79a541c9af7c.jpg?v=1793154898"},{"product_id":"modern-holiday-gathering-card","title":"Modern Holiday Gathering","description":"\u003cp\u003eA classic holiday gathering—updated for the digital age. In this clever and relatable twist on Norman Rockwell’s Freedom From Want, everyone around the table is glued to their phones.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis funny holiday card perfectly captures modern tech culture and our love-hate relationship with screen time and togetherness. Relevant for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or any holiday event, it’s ideal for customers who appreciate humor, nostalgia, and a smart commentary on life today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny holiday card featuring a modern parody of a Norman Rockwell classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous take on tech culture and phone addiction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for customers who love witty, relatable art\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for personal messages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally and locally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772746796,"sku":"C 5309","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/135aa48c55f7539718378e81a1994ae57c7b23926a5ece750bcdb951310f1043.jpg?v=1793154899"},{"product_id":"the-universe-is-rooting-for-you-card","title":"The Universe Is Rooting for You","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Universe is Rooting for You; Modified Vintage Book Cover; Encouragement Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A2 card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled, custom sized kraft envelope and wrapped in a custom sized clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772779564,"sku":"C 5369","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/e619dd3b43757a0cec7929a84a50cc6508dae43b035fd58a0b73e04dadabc4d3.jpg?v=1793154899"},{"product_id":"may-you-always-be-surrounded-by-love-card","title":"May You Always Be Surrounded by Love","description":"\u003cp\u003eMay You Always Be Surrounded By Love; Animal Lover Card; Dog Lover; Cat Lover; Woman Surrounded By Adoring Animals Pet Love; Pet Loss Condolence; Dog Lover Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an 4.25\" x 5.5\" card, digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772812332,"sku":"C 5349","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/b359bcb97bdd76122c50e771daef79dc523c333c7ad141e62bed46e870c5f783.jpg?v=1793154900"},{"product_id":"have-you-tried-shutting-it-off-and-turning-it-back-on-again-card","title":"Have You Tried Shutting It Off and Turning It Back On Again?","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave You Tried Shutting It Off \u0026amp; Turning It Back On Again? Funny Text Card; Funny Tech Gift; Funny IT Gift; Technology; Tech Support\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is an A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock. This card is blank inside, and it comes with a 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46517772845100,"sku":"C 8131","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/files\/6228ef5020ab0abcb1452328147d57faab93a3130363d39144cd1abadf2dcbeb.jpg?v=1793154901"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/4755\/2812\/collections\/PNG_image_2_fdda26a3-ae5d-42a9-bfca-fa4384a1a346.jpg?v=1787177852","url":"https:\/\/shop.bsiderecordsvintage.com\/collections\/in-store-pickup.oembed?page=2","provider":"B-Side Records \u0026 Vintage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}